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James Taranto on the Ann Coulter kerfuffle:

Remember when John Kerry made disparaging comments about the U.S. military and then claimed, with an absurd self-righteousness, that it was all a "botched joke"? Now, thanks to Ann Coulter, we know what an actual botched joke looks like.

Speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference last week, Coulter said:

I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word "faggot," so I--so kind of an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards.

This joke failed, for three reasons:

* The pop culture reference is too obscure for most people to get. We knew about it only because Kathryn Lopez linked to an article about it: It seems Isaiah Washington, a TV actor, checked into a "residential treatment facility" after a dispute with a fellow cast member in which Washington used the word "faggot."

* Although Edwards has what people back in 2003 used to call a "metrosexual" demeanor, as well as a history of gay-baiting, it is not clear why implying that he is gay would be funny.

* "Faggot" is an ugly word, redolent of hatred even if employed without hateful intent.

Of course, every time Coulter says something outrageous, the reaction is Pavlovian all around: Liberals get outraged, conservatives get outraged, and liberals get outraged that conservatives aren't outraged, even though they are. Our favorite conservative reaction came from blogger Rick Moran, who wrote:

I urge everyone--right and left--to take the following actions:

1. Never write another blog post about Ann Coulter no matter how outrageous, cruel, or bigoted her language. . . .

I will no longer be a willing cog in her publicity machine.

Well, OK, I will write this 700-word post, and I will update it twice, to the tune of more than 500 words. But once I'm done with that, I will no longer be a willing cog in her publicity machine! Really!

Our favorite liberal response came from the Edwards campaign itself, which sent out a ridiculously over-the-top email attributed to pro-Saddam ex-Rep. David Bonior:

Did you hear about Anne [sic] Coulter's speech this afternoon attacking John? A friend just forwarded me the video and it's one of the worst moments in American politics I've seen. I can't bring myself to even repeat her comments. Her shameless display of bigotry is so outrageous you actually have to see for yourself to believe it. This is just a taste of the filth that the right-wing machine is gearing up to throw at us.

So it's both "one of the worst moments in American politics" and "just a taste of the filth" to come? The Associated Press reports that Edwards himself "said a remark about him by conservative author Ann Coulter reminded him of hateful speech against blacks he heard while growing up in the segregated South." And if you want to show your disgust with Coulter, go here to donate "Coulter cash" to the Edwards campaign.

Edwards seems to be striking a self-pitying tone similar to the one Kerry struck last year when he was the one who gave offense. It's funny how liberal politicians are always the victims, whether someone else says something outrageous about them or they say something outrageous about others.

In any case, you can tell Coulter's botched joke really was a botched joke by the light touch she used when the New York Times asked her about it:

Ms. Coulter, asked for a reaction to the Republican criticism, said in an e-mail message: "C'mon, it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards. That would be mean."

Now that gave us a chuckle.

You just couldn't resist, huh.

I'm curious -- if the story were the same except that instead of calling the supposedly effeminate Edwards a "faggot," she'd called someone perhaps dark-skinned but white a "nigger?" Say Taranto wrote the same article except for the name and label change.

Would you still be linking to it?

I'm curious -- if the story were the same except that instead of calling the supposedly effeminate Edwards a "faggot," she'd called someone perhaps dark-skinned but white a "nigger?" Say Taranto wrote the same article except for the name and label change.

Would you still be linking to it?

Sure. What's the difference?

I was just trying to figure out if you're posting a column defending a bigot because you didn't think what she said was that bad or because you'll defend anybody on your "side." I guess it's the latter.

I think what she said was awful. I'm not defending her, and neither was Taranto. But in the end, it was still a joke. A terrible, offensive, cringe-inducing, joke. But this doesn't prove that she's a bigot anymore than Hillary's Ghandi joke a few years back.

She called Al Gore a "total fag," just last year, quickly adding that it was just a joke. She's called people "ragheads." She constantly puts forth the most vile comments about liberals and Democrats that I've ever heard.

Can you really just say whatever the hell you want if you say "just kidding?" How would you feel if she said, "Lieberman's Jewish, but Kucinich? Total kike. Just kidding!" How would you feel about a large group of major political players inviting her to speak afterwards?

She called Al Gore a "total fag," just last year, quickly adding that it was just a joke. She's called people "ragheads." She constantly puts forth the most vile comments about liberals and Democrats that I've ever heard.

All true. That doesn't make her a bigot though. It's an act, and you, I, and everyone else knows it.

Can you really just say whatever the hell you want if you say "just kidding?" How would you feel if she said, "Lieberman's Jewish, but Kucinich? Total kike. Just kidding!" How would you feel about a large group of major political players inviting her to speak afterwards?

I'd want to know why they're inviting someone who's such a poor speaker. Her "bigoted" jokes just aren't that funny.

I had no idea what she meant by the fagot joke until I read Taranto today. (I don't watch Grey's Anatomy) And I'm still not laughing.