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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Not Too Bright

Overheard in the supermarket last night:

"Ma, I want to make a brisket. What kind of meat should I buy?"

Ummm....may I suggest a brisket?

3 Comments:

To be fair, there are different cuts of meat, and perhaps they meant roast. But it's funny.
I knew a young woman who loved tongue... until she realized in her early twenties that it was... tongue.
To be fair, there are different cuts of meat, and perhaps they meant roast. But it's funny.

You make a brisket, by cooking a brisket. There's no other way around it. It's like asking what cut of meat to use to make a rib roast.

I knew a young woman who loved tongue... until she realized in her early twenties that it was... tongue.

lol!

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