Monday, September 25, 2006
A Personal Request
Some Guy: Are you a Kohein?
Me: Why else would I be walking up to the front of the shul with no shoes on?
Some Guy: Ok, my name is Ploni ben Ploni. 1. Get into medical school. 2. A year of happiness. 3. A wife.
Me: (realizing he wanted me to have him in mind during Birchas Kohanim) In any particular order?
Some Guy: Well, if I don't get into dental school, I can probably give up on the happiness and wife.