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Thanks to James Taranto for linking to the Canonical List of Lawyer Jokes, some of them are really funny, and a litte R- rated. (Note to self, don't read them during class, you get funny looks when you start giggling in middle of Trust and Estates).

Some of my favorites:

3.   Q:   What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road
        and a dead lawyer in the road?
   A:   There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

17.  Q.   Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
   A.   From chasing parked ambulances.

23.  Q.   If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve
        to hit him?
   A.   It might be your bicycle.

27.  Q.   What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
   A.   One's a slimy scum-sucking scavenger, the other is just
        a fish.

40.  A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the
   bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?". "Sure do," replied
   the bartender.  "Good," said the man.  "Give me a beer, and
   I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."

Those were pretty good... some old ones, but good.

BTW... If you're going to moderate, take off word verification!