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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Lawyer Jokes

Thanks to James Taranto for linking to the Canonical List of Lawyer Jokes, some of them are really funny, and a litte R- rated. (Note to self, don't read them during class, you get funny looks when you start giggling in middle of Trust and Estates).

Some of my favorites:

3.   Q:   What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road
and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

17. Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A. From chasing parked ambulances.

23. Q. If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve
to hit him?
A. It might be your bicycle.

27. Q. What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A. One's a slimy scum-sucking scavenger, the other is just
a fish.
40.  A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the
bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?". "Sure do," replied
the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and
I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."


Those were pretty good... some old ones, but good.

BTW... If you're going to moderate, take off word verification!

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