Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Some of my favorites:
3. Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road
and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
17. Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
23. Q. If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve
to hit him?
A. It might be your bicycle.
27. Q. What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A. One's a slimy scum-sucking scavenger, the other is just
a fish.40. A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the
bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?". "Sure do," replied
the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and
I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."
BTW... If you're going to moderate, take off word verification!